Don't read this

This is my fifth take of this intro.

I took this class to find out how to shove thirty words into five. I didn't know that I'd have to tell everyone who I am.
I hope I'm making the right decision.

I'm not very good at introducing myself on paper, but if you really knew who I was you might actually like me. 

A few facts about me:
I love writing, but I can't read super well
I don't like France (sorry nelson)
I once broke my counter trying to get a $20 bill behind the fridge
My dad sells cardboard boxes for a living
If you're dramatic, I have a hard time believing you
I've been looking at colleges since I was in 10th grade

I think about my future more than I care to admit. 

I contacted a college in Europe, and they told me that if I keep my grades up I can attend starting next year. I've been learning web design and photoshop to pay my bills when I get there.
I hope I'm making the right decision.

Someone asked me where I wanted to go on my mission. I shrugged because I couldn't remember the right answer. I grew up going to church, but recently I haven't been sure what was real and what wasn't. I think I'll skip it. Better not preach the words I can't memorize.
I hope I'm making the right decision.


That paints a pretty picture of me that you can stick on your fridge. If you bring me a copy maybe I'll sign it for you. But if I become famous please don't sell it. 

Tosh.