I was gonna do a video but I'm lazy sometimes

So, here we are.

I'd like to introduce myself (again)
Hi, my name is tosh
And I am
A Comedian
Super rich
TV show host
Constantly on tour

Alright in all honesty that's who I pretended to be.
The truth is, I'm not actually tosh. I never stood on a stage and spoke from my heart
But I do believe that money can buy happiness

Let me try this again.
Hi, my name is Jake
And I am
A filmmaker
An aspiring writer
A wanderer
A storyteller
In the back row 90% of the time

Some things you may find interesting about me:
I am constantly in charge of Uknighted, so you're welcome
I was almost published my sophomore year (well, sorta)
I was accepted into the University of Gothenburg in Göteborg, Sweden just a few months ago
Don't really care about BYU v Utah
Identify as a hopeful agnostic
Not a rapper

Ive never been one of those kids who had a lot to feel
In fact when I listen to so many people pour their hearts out all I can do is sit in the back and wonder where they got it all from
I hate learning about certain things, because it takes the mystery away from life
I'd rather dream of the stars than see them for myself
I'd rather write a script for a movie for a perfect reveal than go out and shoot it
I'd rather pretend that I've performed in front of my class than actually feel the anxiety of sitting in the 'next' chair
I'm just scared that my teeth aren't white enough

Thanks for giving me a shot

Sinceriously
Jake West


7 comments:

  1. awesome reveal. that line about worrying about your teeth not being white enough is so relatable. your blog is hilarious and your post about rich white people is, to this day, one of the best posts I've ever read.
    it's nice to finally meet you!

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  2. "Ive never been one of those kids who had a lot to feel
    In fact when I listen to so many people pour their hearts out all I can do is sit in the back and wonder where they got it all from
    I hate learning about certain things, because it takes the mystery away from life"

    So much relate.

    And "I do believe money can buy happiness

    Let me try this again"

    man you're hilarious.

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  3. "I am constantly in charge of Uknighted, so you're welcome"
    Thank you.

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  4. Jake no way! I asked if you were on film crew, and you were just like ya sorta I guess.. I GUESS?! that's dope that you're in charge I love the shows and feel like our film crew actually knows what they're doing this year

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  5. This is so good. That whole last paragraph is gold. Especially the white teeth line.

    "But I do believe that money can buy happiness" #stolen #waverunners

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  6. I. LOVE. YOUR. BLOG.
    I seriously read it every single week.
    Also this reveal?
    so good.
    You're just amazing.

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