Paris' beaches suck.

I'm inside my house right now freezing to death covered in six blankets.

In the middle of Utah.

Which someone tried to convince me was a desert.

Such a liar.

I wake up everyday and I see the same stuff

That empty spot where my alarm clock used to be (but I broke it cause it was annoying)

The box of candy my Seminary teacher gave me a couple weeks ago

The cool looking popcorn bucket Isabel (not Serena) Latimer got me 

aaaaaaaannnnddddd my depressing looking empty couch

GUYS

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE HERE

WHY IS IT SO CCCCOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!????????

I pack my bag and head off to school

and if you were in A4 you know how I feel about school

and then i come home and no one calls me and everyone

is busy and all my group dates fall through and the 

girl i was going to take to prom in a few months

really hates me now

so yeah that's great

You know what I really hate?

the bible bubble

or book of mormon bubble

whatever you prefer

I want to wake up on Sunset Boulevard

Max out ALL my credit cards

just LIVE like how i always expected

I just want to be life's big winner

but rn im living off the gratuity of delivering your dinner

when i grow up i wanted to make art

can you picture that? how many years old

old enough to mix up love with career goals

I want to wake up on Sunset Boulevard

Max out all my credits cards

just livin my LA story

LEHI 2.0

Back in good 'ol 2012, I told my friends at Lehi Jr. High School (for those of you who are unfamiliar with this establishement, it's in Lehi) that I would be transferring to Lone Peak High School the next year instead of Lehi High School (mainly because I didn't want to learn how to throw hay).
These are the things they told me about it:
1. Someone dies there almost every month.
2. The air has so much weed that everyone is practically Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion, but that's a stupid name).
3. Everyone has a BMW.
4. They're so rich that the parents put up the Walmart and the McDonalds across the street (because what else are you supposed to do with your money?)

Well, with these impressions in mind, I hung up my denim overalls and put my pitchfork in the corner of my garage and I pretended to be rich for the first few weeks.

I'll be honest, I was really not that surprised by what I saw. In my first few weeks I saw enough to assume that Lone Peak is just Lehi 2.0

FOR EXAMPLE

Noah Probst is just like my buddy Lloyd Evans. Super fun, but a little annoying (nothing against either of them, love them to death)
Lindsey Huish is like Jenna Adams, student council girl looking to be friends with as many as possible (but Lindsey is so much kinder, honestly)
Jenny Westwood is just like Danielle Ford, sympathetic pretty girl in a couple of my classes who laughs at my jokes and deals with my crap
Saunders is like LaBare, hilarious teacher (math vs science) who's practically running the school
Nelson is just like Knudsen, dope guy looking to share his wisdom in any way he can (except Nelson hasn't gotten kicked out of the school for hitting a kid....true story)

I expected to get offered pounds of weed within a few days of walking through the doors (luckily i didn't), and I thought I'd be labeled a 'nerd' but surprisingly I was actually seen as kinda sketchy (ask Sol, I'm serious) so thanks for that...
I'll be honest, I don't understand why some people really hate High School with a passion. Yeah test scores and homework sucks, but you gotta admit that we're pretty chill with each other (until you stop dating, oh my gosh)

anyhoo

I might update this post with pictures of everyone so you can see what i'm talking about.

But until then, have a good life.

Annelies Marie

I read through your blog about half a dozen times, and I'm astounded at what I see.

I'll be 100% honest, if I hadn't drawn your name out of nelsons hat I probably would've never come across your blog but I am glad I did.

You say in your posts a few things about stars.
And that you wish upon them from time to time.
Well, I just want to say that whatever you're wishing for,
I hope it comes to you
And so I actually named a star after your pen name
And you can use it to brag to people if you'd like to
But when you look up at the sky
Just remember that you are numbered among them

Thank you