(Let's play pretend here for a minute)
'I am a magical genie, and I will grant you three wishes.'
I have as much time as I want to decide what I should get.
There are so many things that I want in life, half of which I have to wish for to get
-I wish I was taller. I'm insecure about my height because I'm 5'9 and I want to be 5'10
-I wish my hair wouldn't be on point one day, and then make me look like trailer-trash the next
-I wish psychics weren't bull crap and that they were cheap to go to
-I wish Donald Trump wouldn't attempt to ruin the country
-I wish psychics weren't bull crap and that they were cheap to go to
-I wish Donald Trump wouldn't attempt to ruin the country
-I wish I could graduate early equipped with all the knowledge and resources to get me through the rest of my life
-I wish people wouldn't assume that I'm going on a mission
-I wish that the conversations with my dad wouldn't just be "good morning" and "good night"
-I wish I knew who wrote 'Dear Mormons'
-I wish that teachers wouldn't look down on us
-I wish that the jocks would grow their hearts back sooner
-I wish that teachers wouldn't look down on us
-I wish that the jocks would grow their hearts back sooner
-I wish I could put the thoughts in my head into english
-I wish I could, just for one day, be alive
-I wish I could, just for one day, be alive
I can't tell all of these to the genie, because there's more than 3, and I bet there's a few that he probably couldn't accomplish.
"Can I wish for more wishes?"
'No you cannot'
"I wish I could."
I really, really liked this. I don't even understand it entirely..but I feel like I relate to it a lot. thanks Tosh.
ReplyDeleteI also really wish I knew who wrote "Dear Mormons"
Same. This is awesome.
DeleteI get this. I really get this. Congrats, Tosh, you've done an amazing job.
ReplyDeleteAmazing. Such good meaning and truth in this. Keep it up!
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