THE BRO CODE

THE BRO CODE

 A simplified version of the code all bros must live by

Player 1 belongs to whoever owns the console.

If a bro dies while lifting, put more weight on the bar, then call 911.

Shotgun is a responsibility, not a privilege. If you are sitting up front, you’re not a passenger, you’re the co-pilot.

Don’t throw a bro under the bus to impress someone. Ever.

Be polite around your buddy’s lady friend, but when he asks what you think, lay the truth on him like a ten ton slab.

Unless it’s super busy, there must always be a one urinal buffer between men in a restroom.

Bros before hoes does not include birthdays and dates. Your bros are off limits on those days.

All groceries go from the vehicle to the house in one trip. It does not matter how many bags there are.

Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

There are specific rules to the “head nod” when greeting another male. If you know them nod up, if you don’t you nod down.

SO

There they are!

Feel free to comment on your thoughts and any/all rules i may have missed

maybe I'll edit the post to include them if they're really good

Tosh